Archive for May, 2007

estrogen overdose

Yesterday I was hanging out my friend Haley. I have went to school with Haley since the 7th grade. We met in sixth grade and hooked up. And by hooked up, I mean we dated. And by dated, I mean we saw each other a couple of times at the city [...]

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word names

I thought of a new word name the other day. It cracked me up when i first said it so i thought I’d share even though it’s pretty damn retarded.
word name = someone’s name that sounds like words put together. examples: Jim Shorts (gym shorts), Mike Hunt (my cunt). etc.
alright check [...]

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can’t lie to cyberspace

It’s 11:10 pm. I said I would blog today and God forbid I break a promise to cyberspace. So I’ve been pretty crazy busy lately; at least it feels that way. I don’t think I’ve actually got much done in the last week. I guess I’ll give you a little run-down [...]

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don’t fret!

Ok I haven’t blogged in a while. I’ll get to it, don’t worry. This doesn’t count as a post but tomorrow’s will! Yea, I’ll blog tomorrow.
oh, new favorite site!   last.fm
maybe I can start getting my music from somewhere other than scrubs.

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the real simple life

Paris Hilton got screwed. She’s gonna be livin’ it real simple for the next 45 days.  I don’t care who you are, 45 days in jail for driving with a suspended license is a lilttle ridiculous.  Granted she got a DUI a while ago, but still that .08 is hard to judge.  Mouthwash [...]

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class, flowers, and piss

So today is the first day of summer school and I can already tell how much my summer is gonna suck. I just got out of my first class, genetics. I signed up for this class as a backup just in case I didn’t get into my other class, “summer flowering plants.” [...]

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job search

bleh. It’s 3:19 am and I’m eating cheese. My sleep schedule is way off. I woke up at 3:30 pm today so I haven’t even been up 12 hours. Whatever. I’m just trying to relax for the next few days because I start summer school on Tuesday. I’m going [...]

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