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7 Mar
breaking even
Yesterday was the first lucky day I’ve had in several years. Nothing lifts your spirits like a lucky day, I was euphoric. Notice, I said was. Today was an unlucky day.
It all started on Wednesday. I had been wanting some new shoes for awhile, mostly because I ruined my leather loafers in the snow and [...]
16 Jan
the snuggie: frodo got it right
My God, what a magical invention! If you don’t know what a Snuggie is, allow me to explain. It’s a blanket that you can wear like a robe. That’s it! So simple, yet so gratifying! Woopity-do you might say. I say, imagine lying in your dish chair watching I Love New York and your cell [...]
15 Jan
i am nerd
You know what I like to do? I like to type in google to other search engines just to show them that google is a superior search engine. I hope that when they compile the top searches on their website that google comes out number one. What a slap in the face that would be. I’m talking [...]
9 Dec
grand theft love
Originally Posted: Fri, 3 Oct 20:04 EDT
To the girl who stole my bike as a gesture of flirtation – m4w
Date: 2008-10-03, 8:04PM EDT
I love how well you get me–you know that the way to my heart is through my bike, and I can only assume that you cut the chain binding my ‘86 [...]
12 Sep
my new hair cut
I found this picture on facebook. If this doesn’t scream “my new hair cut,” then nothing does. This is a real prom and the picture was posted before the “my new hair cut” video was ever put up. I just can’t believe these people actually exist.
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